Planet Of The Apes… Don’t Think “Get Your Paws Off Me, You Damn Dirty Apes”… Think Congo
I saw that and just about laughed. You see, I haven’t been looking forward to the POTA remake, but when Mr. X caught me, wanting to tell me what he thought, I couldn’t resist…
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I don’t know if this one is funny or sad.
The Walt Disney Company will soon be announcing some major chances in their animation department. Seems the first day wide numbers for Atlantis has them ready to shut down the department entirely, the same way they did after The Fox and Hound. First off, the axe is expected to fall heaviest in the animation storyboard and development departments, as 500 workers will be out of a job in the coming weeks, those being pinkslipped will be personally chosen by Mr. Eisner himself. The remaining 1,400 or so will have the choice of being bought out of their contracts or accepting a 45% pay cut across the board, while the remaining work will be farmed out to places like Pixar to lower their overhead. Disney is also going to cancel 3 of the 7 animation projects they currently have on the board. Which ones haven’t been decided yet.
Meanwhile, my source over at Dreamworks tells me that they are planning not one but TWO Shrek sequels and a direct to DVD story of Isaiah full length animated feature.
Now, I wonder how in the hell that happened…
Spike Lee Gets Jiggy With The Rent
A source close to the producers has informed FilmJerk.com that none other than Spike Lee will be announced as early as next week as the director of the upcoming feature adaptation of the 1996 Pulitzer Prize winning musical Rent. Of the original Broadway cast members, only Taye Diggs will be announced as reprising his role next week. Others may also join, but for now only Taye is aboard.
As a huge fan of the show, I wish Spike the best of luck with his version. I just wonder if he will have that one line changed from “Light My Candle” which goes “I hear Spike Lee is shooting down the street”…
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One of our faithful readers, Bone, saw our report about Tomb Raider a couple of days ago and wanted to add some background about the incident with Simon West during one of the test screening of the movie. You see… Bone is, as they say, in the know…
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Hey folks, Savant here. I got a real scorcher for you dopes today, and I don’t know why I haven’t committed it to paper beforehand. Let’s start from the beginning.
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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider… An Alan Smithee Movie?
Only a few days before the much anticipated film opens in over 3300 screens come Friday. Some of you might already know that editor extraordinaire Stuart Baird has been brought on board to try to whip the film into shape. So what is director Simon West doing? He is mulling his options, including taking his name off the credits.
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