Frankly, I am shocked to see how quickly and passionately some people have responded to Savant’s dissection of AI. No story we’ve run has generated this much response. In the interest of fair play, we are giving some readers the chance to respond… of course, Savant gets to strike back.
I’m just going to present as I got it…
Wake up. Time to die.
It’s about 9:00p Pacific Time, on Friday, June the 29th, 2001. I have had 8 hours sleep in the last 72 hours of conscious thought. I have been busy working on this site and personal projects. I have just got back from seeing “AI.” You will now stand trial for crimes against film. High treason. Sabotage. The court will read the order of the charges. May Savant have mercy on your damning soul.
Check this out. Behold the poster the geniuses at Universal have chosen to represent the sequel to the surprise teen comedy hit…
Yeah, we’ve been pretty harsh on Tomb Raider, even though we had yet to see it. So, in the name of “journalistic integrity”, I took off work a bit early to catch a matinee showing of the Jolie breastacular. Now that I have seen TR firsthand, let me say this… when I die and go to hell, I will find out which son of a bitch came up with the concept of journalistic integrity and I will haunt their fucking soul forever.
Don’t complain to the manager. He or she doesn’t give a rat’s ass either. You want results? This is how you get results!