Some jackass kid lights himself on fire because he saw someone else do it on MTV. Never mind the guy on TV was wearing a flame retardant suit. Never mind there were other guys standing a few feet away from the cameras with fire extinguishers, ready to put the Human Flame out after a few seconds. Never mind the TV show has numerous warnings throughout its airing urging these jackasses not to do what they are about to see. This jackass does it anyway.
Yesterday, as part of the “Short Bits”, I mentioned Oscar winning screenwriter Bill Condon of Gods and Monsters fame had been hired on to do a rewrite… oh, hell, I’ll just reprint what I said:
Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid!
Yeah, this is yet another article about Harvey Weinstein, and yes, I am aware the headline isn’t exactly flattering. But how often am I going to be able to use the title of a Troma film in a headline, you know?
Last evening around 1AM in Jersey, Kevin Smith logged into the bulletin board on his View Askew site and launched into a brief but succinct damnation of some never before heard of movie news site called Movie Poop Shoot. All the View Askewheads rushed right over to check what all the hub bub was about. Turns out the site is nothing more than Smith-created parody of sites such as ours, no other purpose than the ability to download the brand spanking new trailer for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
Breaking News Concerning The New WGA Contract
More details concerning the WGA/AMPTP agreement are leaking out. One of the more encouraging parts of the contract is the ritualistic crucifixion of one member from each guild, as chosen by the members of the other guild. Reports have the writers leaning towards Jon Peters or Jerry Bruckhemier, while the producers have unequivocally chosen Akiva Goldsman.
As news of the settlement between the Writers Guild and the Producers started to leak in last night, I got into a discussion with one of my friends about the evil that is the director’s possessory credit. This column will be a somewhat writer’s viewpoint skewered attempt to boil down parts of the last fifty years of world cinema history into a few paragraphs.