Pikul Checks In For A Brief Update

Savant here. After a long absence, I finally received word from that Pikul dude, the same guy who gave you all a (very supposed) sneak peek at “The Matrix Reloaded” a few weeks back. I’ve actually been chatting with him, s-l-o-w-l-y, back and forth, trying to pry more information out of him, trying to figure out if he’s completely full of shit and taking us all for a wild fucking ride with some half-baked fake scoops. The more I talk to him, the more I like him, but that means dick. Anyway, here’s some excerpts from stuff I’ve been saving up.

DS: I want to thank you for the scoop, but to be honest, not too many people believe it.

PK: Your skeptics will have to wait and see. Of course, I’m basing this entirely off the script I read, which may no longer be in play in its current form.

DS: So you’re not high-up enough to know if you’re giving accurate shit? You might be telling me your version of the truth and it could be complete shit?

PK: I’ll tell you more when I start to see more of the finished film.

DS: I had a fan or two mention that a storyboard or a photo would bring validation to your story. Can you supply either?

PK: I like your site but I’m not going to lose my job over it. Should one of those things somehow fall into my lap, you’ll be the first to know.

DS: Are you fucking with me? Give me something, anything, make me believe, bitch!

PK: I can’t right now. Not if you want more. Tell your fans to be patient.

DS: Not one tiny little hint?

PK: The boys are playing it cool… the scoop did some damage but it could have been much, much worse. They’re grateful it showed up on your site, and not someone bigger, no offense.

DS: Either that, or they’re laughing uncontrollably because you’re completely off?

PK: Relax.

DS: Do Neo and Trinity fuck?

PK: 🙂

DS: Do Neo and Morpheus fuck?

PK: 🙂

DS: Do Neo and Agent Smith fuck, Priscilla-Queen-of-the-Desert-style?

I know, it’s a non-scoop, but you deserved to read it. More to come, eventually, or so I hope.

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