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Bruce Barker and MovieBoss

On this evening, as the drugs begin to take hold, I realize that I’ve made a horrible mistake and taken a potentially trippy dose of pussy tranquilizer and this strange leafy substance used by the Pacific Islanders to make testicles shrivel. As I rock back and forth, the universe unfolds upon itself and I projectile-vomit a crucifix into my nude, autographed photo of Joel Schumacher. I have forever left the realm of normal reality, if such a thing can be thought to exist, and will not return.

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Jessica Hudson and Drop Dead Roses

On this evening, as the drugs begin to take hold, I sit down to write what you are more than likely skimming through right now. I was asked earlier by FilmJerk, editor of this website and capricious filmsloth, to contribute material to his causes. When it turned out that my crude genetic materials were not a valid “contribution,” I turned to my much abused-and-neglected writing skill. So welcome to my mind, the mind of Dark Savant. This is my column. Be warned. This week, I had the pleasure of my first victim: lovely Canuck filmmaker JESSICA HUDSON. Jessica is an indie filmmaker currently in pre-production on Drop Dead Roses, scheduled to star Brian O’Halloran (Dante of Clerks fame) and Eddie McGee (the winner of Big Brother). And like every good interviewer should, I found out how to find naked pictures of her online.

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